I've been waiting weeks to see my friend's new addition, Honey the Golden Labrador, aka The Honey Monster.
Her feet are too big for her; her teeth are like needles; 'Sit!' and 'Heel!' are just meaningless words; and anything new that she sees, which is most of the time, she faces with pure wonderment and a waggy tail.
We could learn a few lessons from Honey: don't put your big foot in it; don't bite the hand that feeds you; listen to your elders as they probably know a lot more than you do; and take a look at the world each day as if it's the first time you've seen it.
But whatever you do, don't have a crap in the road and don't fall asleep with your face on someone's crotch.
Woof!
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